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(MEN WHOOPING)
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(BONGOS PLAYING)
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(MEN LAUGHING)
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SAILOR: Shake it,
don't break it!
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(MAN LAUGHING)
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(SAILORS WHOOPING)
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Excuse me,
Captain Standish.
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We arrive
at Palau-Palau at dawn.
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Let me take the helm so you
can enjoy the entertainment.
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In the last fortnight, three vessels
were lost in these waters, Woody.
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I have no intention of meeting
up with this creature tonight.
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You go ahead.
Enjoy yourself.
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But stay alert.
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(SAILORS WHOOPING)
Aye, Captain.
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(BELL RINGING)
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Captain! Off the port bow,
approaching fast!
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Come about!
Hoist all sails!
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Aye, Captain!
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING) CAPTAIN:
Bearing away to port!
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Brace for collision!
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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What the hell are you?
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(BOTH SOBBING)
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I came as soon as
I heard!
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(SOBBING)
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Jacques, Emilia,
I am most distraught
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over the news
of the latest sunken ship.
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Hold me!
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(BLOWING NOSE)
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And I always thought
the boogeyman was a myth.
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There, there, Governor,
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your empathy with the victims
of the wreck is most admirable.
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Wait a minute. Didn't
you mention eight cases
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of your champagne
were on that tugboat?
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Why do you think
I am crying?
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I stand corrected.
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Good news, Governor.
My men have found a survivor.
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Big, huge teeth!
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Horrible teeth!
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Now, there's a man
of few words.
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Governor, might I suggest
a temporary sailing ban,
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until the source of these
attacks is discovered?
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Unfortunately, madame,
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the Governor cannot live
without his caviar.
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And surely the loss of even one
ship is a small price to pay.
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Come, Brogard. The talk of
food has made me quite hungry.
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He's got a point.
That beluga hits the spot.
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Jack, innocent lives
are being lost!
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Emilia, come on, we're spies,
not dragon slayers.
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Oh, come now, you don't really
believe in sea monsters, do you?
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(LAUGHING)
Of course not.
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I'm just not sure
they know that.
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Oh, no.
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Every time you give me that
look it means pro bono work.
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I'm not pro pro bono.
Oh, no?
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Emilia, don't you have another
toy we can ride around in?
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You know how much
I hate this tin can.
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Jack, I've discovered that the hull
of this sub acts as an echo chamber.
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We should be able to hear anything
large enough to sink a ship.
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Well, let's just hope
nothing hears us, huh?
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Do you want a go?
It's really quite fascinating.
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No, thanks. If I hear
something, I'll spring a leak.
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Oh, don't worry, Jack. I'm sure the
sea monster myth can be traced back
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to a perfectly grounded biological
explanation. Such as giant squid.
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Just out of curiosity,
what exactly is the difference
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between a sea monster
and a giant squid?
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Well, that's what
we're here to find out.
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I've been leaking a trail
of fish blood into the water.
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I don't recall
getting a memo about that.
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(MACHINE BEEPING)
(GASPING) Shh.
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I hear something!
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Jack, listen to this.
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(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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What the hell is that?
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I believe it's Toccata
and Fugue in D minor,
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by Johann Sebastian Bach.
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What kind of stuffy squid
listens to classical music?
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Well, we're too deep for it to
be coming from a surface vessel.
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(ORGAN MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(GASPING) Oh, my good Lord!
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What is it?
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JACK: Oh, my good Lord!
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Dear God, allow me
to introduce myself.
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I'm Jack.
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(SINGING) In 1801,
the Revolution had been won
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And Uncle Sam's favorite son
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Had a job he needed done
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Which brought Jack to a lady
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Both beautiful and smart
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Who found his mix intriguing
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A scoundrel with a heart!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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There was never
a leatherneck braver
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A daring dragoon is he!
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He'll halt the bold advance
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Of Napoleon's attack
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There ain't a French
or pirate rogue
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Who don't know Jack!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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Sailin' 'round
the bloody world
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To defend democracy
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And when ya need
a fightin' man
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To trust or watch your back
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Just ask the bloke
right next to ya
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Damn right!
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It's Jack!
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Nobody said anything
about a giant shark!
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Let me try something.
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(EMILIA GRUNTS)
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I've created
a smoke screen!
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Perhaps we can
outmaneuver it.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(SUBMARINE RUMBLING)
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It feels like we've landed
on a solid surface.
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Maybe sharky's
got an iron lung.
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(BUBBLING)
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We're not inside
any animal, Jack.
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We're obviously
inside a giant submarine!
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If that's the case,
step back, baby.
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Time for Jack Stiles
to work some face.
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Jack, this vessel must have
a very large crew.
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If we don't hide, we could find
ourselves surrounded by seamen.
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Since you put it that way,
down the hatch, sister!
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Come on, Jack!
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EMILIA: Go!
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Why is it that not one
of you idiots
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was able to detect
this vessel
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before it came into
visual range, huh?
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Sorry, sir. We thought
it was a flounder.
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(SCOFFING)
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Of course you did,
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because you are an empty-headed
animal food trough wiper!
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(GROANS)
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JACK: Man, whoever that guy
is, he needs to switch to decaf.
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Now then,
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whoever was onboard
this vessel must have seen us,
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which means no one
can ever see them again!
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Capisce?
Capisce.
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I can't even make
a trip to the head
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without some idiot
screwing things up!
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Fetch me my siphon!
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(JACK GRUNTING)
EMILIA: Get off me!
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Emilia, I swear to God,
I fell asleep.
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All guys wake up with a...
A stiff punch to the nose.
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That's how I should've
woken you up.
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BLACKBEARD: (SINGING)
Go down, Blackbeard
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BOTH: Blackbeard?
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(BLACKBEARD HOWLING)
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BLACKBEARD: (SINGING)
To let me Blackbeard go
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Go down, Blackbeard
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Go down Egypt way
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Tell old Pharaoh
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To let me Blackbeard go
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(MUMBLING)
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(LAUGHING) Hey.
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Time for me conjugal visit
then, is it?
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I'd rather backstroke through
a pool of raw sewage actually.
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(CHUCKLING SUGGESTIVELY)
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Oy! Don't I know you two
from somewhere?
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You must've caught our act
at the Tiki Lounge.
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Yeah. I do shadow puppets
and Em here charms a snake.
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I can imagine.
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But, hey, enough about us, how'd
you get in here, anyway, Mister...
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Blackbeard!
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Scourge of the Seven Seas!
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Well, let's see.
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I was on me way back from
a long weekend in Bangkok.
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And believe me,
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they don't call it Bangkok
for nothing!
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(BLACKBEARD LAUGHING)
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When all of a sudden
me ship was sinking.
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Next thing I knew,
I wake up here
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in Captain Nardo's nightmare.
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That must be the man
we heard earlier.
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Crazy bugger!
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Only lets me out
to swab his deck.
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And believe me, he's got a
big deck for a little man.
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Would you excuse us?
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If Blackbeard's been swabbing the
decks, he may know his way around.
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Oh, come on, we can't trust that fire
breather any further than we can bowl him.
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He's already suspicious.
He could blow our cover.
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If you have a better idea of
finding the exit, I'm all ears.
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Oh!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Today is your lucky day,
Mr. Blackbeard.
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(CHUCKLING SUGGESTIVELY)
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Hey, you sure you know
where you're going?
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHING)
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(GROANING)
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And are you sure
you don't want me playing
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hacky sack
with your chicken nuggets?
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Maybe later.
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Then don't be questioning
me sense of direction.
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(SNIFFING)
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This way.
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Testy, testy.
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(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)
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We must be on the bridge.
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All right. So where's
Captain Nerdo?
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Never mind Nardo.
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Where's he keep his hooch?
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Judging from this painting,
I'd say Cappy drank it all.
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EMILIA:
This man must be a genius.
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His designs
are quite impressive.
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Hey, hold your hooch,
big fella!
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No! Not here! Not now!
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Hands in the air!
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Finally, one of you cretins
gets it right!
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Kill them.
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Wait!
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You'd send us to our deaths
without so much as an introduction?
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Oh! Well,
where are my manners?
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Forgive me, signora.
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(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
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I'm Captain Nardo Da Vinci.
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The great, great,
great, great grandson
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of the famous inventor
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Leonardo Da Vinci.
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(GRUNTS IN CONFUSION)
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I am Emilia Rothschild
and this is Mr. Jack Stiles.
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Hello.
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Frankly, Goldilocks, I don't
give a rhino's crack who you are.
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I was just being polite.
Kill them!
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Oh, I wouldn't take it
too personally, Emilia.
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I'm sure Nardo here
had a crappy childhood,
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living in the shadow
of his truly great, great,
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(WHISPERING) Great. Great,
great, great grandfather,
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whose name he couldn't
possibly live up to.
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Yes. That's right. You just
keep talking, Mr. Bigpants!
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See where it gets you!
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(HICCUPPING)
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Because soon
the world will realize
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that I am the only Da Vinci
who really counts!
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(GRUNTS)
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Let me show you something.
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This is
my greatest invention.
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Nardo's Knockout!
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She's a knockout, all right.
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(HICCUPPING)
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No!
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That looks like a self-propelled
underwater explosive.
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Very perceptive!
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Because this is a self-propelled
underwater explosive.
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And tomorrow
the world will fear its bite.
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Tomorrow? What's tomorrow?
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You wouldn't dare.
Oh, wouldn't I?
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Tomorrow's the Annual
Founding Father-Son Cruise!
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It's going through
the East Indies this year.
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Washington, Jefferson,
Franklin, Adams,
254
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and the heads of all five
families are gonna be on that ship!
255
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,507
(HICCUPPING)
256
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,451
Yes! And, boy,
are they going to feel
257
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,385
the rocket's red glare!
258
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:39,219
And then,
259
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,021
not too shortly afterwards,
260
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,393
the whole world
will be laid open to me
261
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:48,661
to conquer
nation by nation!
262
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:49,894
(NARDO LAUGHING)
263
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:53,803
(SINGING GIOVINEZZA)
264
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,738
(SOBBING) Mama. Mama.
265
00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,641
Big truffle pig,
he gets spanky on your ass.
266
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:01,707
(GROANS)
267
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,078
Where was I?
268
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,548
Oh! Kill them.
269
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,606
SAILOR: Aye, sir!
270
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Let 'er rip, spinach chin.
271
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:09,719
(ROARING)
272
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,451
JACK: Come on, you idiot!
273
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,600
Wait for me!
274
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,659
This way!
275
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,303
In there!
276
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,247
Way to lead us
out of here, Columbus!
277
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:45,121
I get all turned around without
the stars to guide me, don't I?
278
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,022
You're gonna see stars,
all right, pal!
279
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,354
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah!
280
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,519
Oh, yeah?
And while I'm at it...
281
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,256
A vertical tube.
282
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,324
That's how Nardo intends on
firing his submersible projectile!
283
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,629
Yeah, yeah, fascinating.
284
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:57,726
Look, we're dead.
285
00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,896
No, listen to me.
We can launch ourselves
286
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right off the ship!
287
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,072
SAILORS: Heave ho!
No! No! No!
288
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,178
Back, back, back, back.
289
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,340
SAILORS: (CHATTERING)
290
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You have the brain of a clam.
291
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:13,775
(GROANING)
292
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,286
Oops. Sorry.
293
00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:17,948
You first.
294
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:24,188
I can always make
room for two, you know?
295
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,458
The thought alone
nauseates me.
296
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:35,765
Whoa!
297
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,706
BLACKBEARD: Bugger me!
298
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,473
Okay, sister, you're next.
299
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,512
Who's gonna pull
the lever for you?
300
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:51,885
Well, when I figure that out
you'll be the first to know.
301
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,398
All right.
Now get in there, kiddo.
302
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,134
See you topside.
303
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:16,272
Okay, brainiac. Now what?
304
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:25,587
JACK: Sayonara, suckers!
305
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,655
Follow them.
306
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,060
Okay, we're out
of that submersible sausage.
307
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,902
But how do we keep Nardo
from making skeet
308
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,737
out of
the Founding Fathers, huh?
309
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:47,040
I don't give a toss
about your Founding Fathers,
310
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:51,013
but I do have a bone to pick
with that Captain Nardo!
311
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,074
We're no match
for Nardo in the water.
312
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,776
But he's not the only one
with a new toy.
313
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,097
Emilia, when the hell did
you have time to build this?
314
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,565
Well, if you're going
to sleep till noon, Jack,
315
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,124
you're going to miss out
on a few things.
316
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,760
(LAUGHING)
317
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,067
There's the wanker!
318
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,968
Hey, look. There's
the Founding Fathers' ship.
319
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,308
EMILIA: I hope they're okay.
320
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,944
JACK: Oh, they're fine.
321
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,486
Careful, George,
don't throw your hip out.
322
00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:32,481
(NARDO LAUGHING)
323
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:36,824
Very sorry, boys, but I was
never a fan of democracy.
324
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,388
Prepare to fire!
325
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,531
(LAUGHING)
326
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,728
Well, Blackbeard, I hope your
aim is as deadly as your breath.
327
00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:47,161
(BLACKBEARD LAUGHING)
328
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,941
EMILIA: I hope this works.
329
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:56,881
(ALL SCREAMING)
330
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:02,115
Captain Nardo, there's a
balloon directly above us!
331
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,479
Excellent!
332
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:08,618
That will save me the trouble
of having to find them.
333
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,317
(LAUGHING)
334
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,931
A little bit more,
a little bit more.
335
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,295
That's good!
336
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,357
Uh-oh. Oh, that's bad!
337
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,937
Here! Die!
338
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,009
That was close.
339
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,985
Incoming!
340
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,186
(ALL SCREAMING)
341
00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,096
It must've been a dud!
342
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,757
Speak for yourself.
343
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,501
EMILIA: The flame's dying out!
344
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,398
Oh, my God!
345
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,839
We're done for. Without a
flame we can't stay aloft.
346
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,103
JACK:
What do you say, buddy boy?
347
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,077
Got any more fireballs
in that throat of yours?
348
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,340
Well, me Gulliver's dried out,
349
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:06,111
but if it's fire you want,
I'm sure I can oblige!
350
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:07,652
(LAUGHING)
351
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,120
I don't like
the sound of that.
352
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,522
(GRUNTING)
353
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,151
What is he doing?
354
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,096
Better to jump first,
ask questions later.
355
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,598
(GRUNTING)
356
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:27,665
(EMILIA SCREAMING)
357
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,305
(GRUNTING)
358
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,842
(EMILIA GASPING)
359
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,041
(GROANING)
360
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,921
I think we're at the end
of our rope on this one, Jack!
361
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:54,124
Well, at least it's better than
riding in that stinking sub of yours.
362
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,427
Submarine?
363
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,568
What submarine?
364
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,604
Blimey!
365
00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:05,905
I thought I recognized you!
366
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,809
Been nagging me all day!
367
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,713
You're the wench
who drilled a hole in me ship
368
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,613
and kidnapped me hostage!
369
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:15,209
That was your submarine,
370
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,879
which must make you
371
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:21,323
the Daring Dragoon!
372
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,059
(YELLING)
373
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,696
(LAUGHING)
374
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,298
(GRUNTING)
375
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,071
(GRUNTING)
376
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,234
So much
for our foolproof plan.
377
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,844
(GRUNTING)
378
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,138
At least he's given us
enough lift to make it back.
379
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:46,150
That's assuming he fails to
dislodge that torpedo on top of us.
380
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,515
(GRUNTING)
381
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,850
Well, we're not gonna hang
around to find out, sister.
382
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,753
Time for some swing lessons!
383
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,158
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
384
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,528
(JACK LAUGHING)
385
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,324
(GRUNTING)
386
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,199
(BOTH SCREAMING)
387
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,763
(BLUBBERING)
388
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,705
(SCREAMING)
389
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,077
(LAUGHING)
390
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,915
Nothing, but sub, baby!
391
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,055
(JACK EXCLAIMING)
392
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:26,385
(JACK LAUGHING)
393
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,322
JACK: Now how do we get down?
394
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,998
JACK: Just when I was starting
to like old Blackbeard.
395
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,659
Really?
No.
396
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,828
You know, Nardo
was really quite brilliant.
397
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,804
Too bad he was
a psychopath.
398
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,271
I wonder
what truly drove him.
399
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,002
Oh, come on,
that's a no-brainer.
400
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,271
Oh, really? Do enthrall me
with your analysis, Jack.
401
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,438
Let me give you a hint.
The guy spends his whole life
402
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,947
building torpedoes and rockets
and submarines,
403
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,644
obviously, he's got his own
little missile crisis.
404
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:55,812
Do all your psychological
theories involve anatomy?
405
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,252
Just the good ones, baby.
406
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:58,880
So, you still believe
in sea monsters then?
407
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,982
Look, just because this
one time was a false alarm
408
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:02,356
doesn't mean there isn't
something out there.
409
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,054
You know, I thought
this whole experience
410
00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:05,562
would curb
your superstitious nature.
411
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,223
Em, you got me all wrong.
412
00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:08,960
It's unlucky
to be superstitious.
413
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,365
(BOTH LAUGHING)
414
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:13,632
NARDO: Get your hand
off my joystick!
415
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:16,196
BLACKBEARD: It's my joystick.
I'm captain around here!
416
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,503
Give me that!
417
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:20,773
What are you doing,
you farty-bottom pirate?
418
00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:25,373
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